Airplanes and Women

By Karlene Petitt on Flight to Success   -   A friend sent me this photo and sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than Women. I had to add a comment for each. What do you think?

Enjoy. Laugh. Please share your comebacks.

1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time. 
  • Women, do we see a problem with this?

2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. 
  •  There are no easy buttons in life.

3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
  •  Yeah, but a plane can do multiple touch and goes in an hour.

4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection. 

  • Oh... sounds like foreplay. Maybe you're doing it wrong. 

5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation. 

  • Read Cosmo.

6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations. 

  •  No kidding. So maybe we should not overload our women!

7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month. 

  • Yeah, right. Try flying through a hurricane season. 

8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws. 

  • Sometimes they do. Called passengers. 

9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've preflighted and flown before. 

  •  Smart airplane owners don't brag about the other equipment they've owned and operated.

10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time. 

  • Nope. I met a guy who landed ten miles behind his plane. 

11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at and board other airplanes. 

  •  Women don't either. It's just going to be a one way flight.

12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines. 

  •  Smart women understand picture books are easier than reading for most men.

13) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

  • Oh yes they do. "Retard! Retard! Retard!"

14) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong. 

  •  And then it's too late...

15) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually NOT good.

  •  So true!!!

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